Survivor

A big grasshopper we saw a few days ago

How big/long? About the length or even longer than my middle finger. Not sure how but as you can see, it's missing its pair of tibia and tarsus. My friend even thought it was dancing when actually, it can't balance well. I don't think it can still hop and I don't think it got to the ground where we spotted it by hopping. I tried to catch it but it moved [of course it would definitely hurt to lose a leg]. I tried to swoop it with two hands and it flew.

Bye-bye goes Mr. Grasshopper.